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With the Coronavirus scare numbing the collective psyches of our great nation our president, Donald J. Trump, awoke to the realization that he had to personally do something to assuage public panic, and slow the descent of his plummeting stock portfolio.  Ignoring the advice of all his advisors, the Teflon Don hit upon a way to display leadership and stick it to the sniffling democrats.  Trump went on national television, and as the cameras whirred he consumed three king-sized buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken, a side of beef known to be contaminated with Mad Cow Disease, a gigantic bag of pork rinds, and a five-pound box of Milk Duds.  With his appetite temporarily satiated, Trump bellowed to the waiting henchmen of the Surgeon General, “Go ahead and inject me boys, for you shall soon see that this shit ain’t nothing to me.” As with everything else, he was in error,…